Friday, 10 September 2010

Mandala Airlines

"ooh whatta feeling, when we're berak on the ceiling...ooh whatta feeling, when we're berak on the ceiling..."

yea yea yea guess what? this is our first airplane toilet review. let's see, theres a wastafel, handsoap, tissues, scary sky-noisy flush...but too bad, it doesn't have any cebok blaster at all. you'll need a huge amount of tissues and water from the wastafel to cebok your berak.

HOW TO CEBOK ON TEH PLANE:

first step: after you berak, grab some tissues, squeeze them like a ball.

second step: turn on the wastafel's water. spark a little water on those tissues.

third step: clean up your asshole with those watery ball tissues.

fourth step: throw the tissues onto the shit. grab another new tissues.

fifth step: clean up your watery asshole with those new tissues. voila! you just ceboked at the SKY! above a thousand feet!

additional information:
-concentrate! please be careful if the airplane is having turbulance. don't let it ruin your berak!
-the flush is kinda noisy and suckful. but it won't suck your ass. because you suck, more than the flush itself. *just kiddin*
-use your left hand.
-you may also use the handsoap to clean up your asshole.

the toilet was comfortable though. i brought my ipod.

Sense Of Art : 6/10
Comfort : 6/10
Accessories : 4/10

BERAKED!